He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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