I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
