I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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