ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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