I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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