Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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