Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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