I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
