so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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