Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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