Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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