when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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