Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
