Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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