her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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