Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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