Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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