Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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