she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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