If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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