She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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