I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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