when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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