I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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