Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Randomize
