We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
where does the pee come out of this thing
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The air was thick with penises
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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