another moral hangover. fuck.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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