South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She told me I should be a condom model.
Houston, we have a squirter
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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