It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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