absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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