I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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