i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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