this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.