yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.