you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.