what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
