You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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