This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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