Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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