Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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