I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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