She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think a kid would responsible me up
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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