Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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