If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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