It's Friday. Sex?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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