never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
