Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just pynch a tree in the face
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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