Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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