I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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