In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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