i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I have post one night stand depression
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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