I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
