I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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