i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Everyone says I win the strip club
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
