I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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