Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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