I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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